Shart Tank

When a less than optimal deal is presented and you take it because your don’t know shit

Dude got Shart Tanked by that con man on the tv last night

by angeloregon July 31, 2021

Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.

“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night”

by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022

shart 4 u

the (not so) hit song that won so many grammys and emmies (no it didn’t)

“have you heard that song, shart 4 u by lila chopp?”
“no.”

by bitch not u November 23, 2021

jump shart

When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself

I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted

by yodrian July 21, 2016

Shart

The act of trusting a fart and shitting thine pants. It’s like a fart but you poop a lil.

“But like really, on a scale of one to ten, how stanky are your sharts”

by Shartywiththemelodyinmyhead April 25, 2021

shart

The act of pooping thy pants

oh I think I just sharted

by shart thy pants January 5, 2023

Shart

A shart is a word for poo (the naughty word version) and fart it means that you farted and poopooed at the same time

Nessa barret sharted on her Live

by Thecoolschoolgirl November 2, 2020