Sartalics 

Sartalics is text that leans left (instead of right like italics) to convey sarcasm.

That movie was awesome.

Editor's note: Bad example but the movie wasn't that awesome. You couldn't tell, though, because it wasn't in sartalics.

Sartalics by Haus of Dingo July 2, 2011

sharted 

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!

Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...

sharted by emma January 17, 2004

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

Scartball 

Scartball is a sport invented in the late 90s in Boone, North Carolina. The Scartball in question is a Wal-Mart toy-section style fun-ball, usually found in those giant bins with shrek or barbie or something on them. Scartball is played on a tennis (scartball) court. The use of hands is not allowed, although the use of whiskey is encouraged. Games are played to 11, and you must win by 2 points.

Let's head up to the swim complex and bust out some scartball.

Scartball by Rgasm May 2, 2009

All Head, No Shaft 

Analogous to "All Bark, No Bite". A person who is a loud, obnoxious, overly aggressive jackass, but without anything to back up the behavior. It's is like having a thick two-inch dick with a huge head, impressive to the owner but basically useless.

"Look at this feeble dork acting hard and trying to boss everyone around;

He's All Head, No Shaft."

All Head, No Shaft by Tabooky February 4, 2009

shaft worthy 

a chick that is worthy of a good bang.

cody "check that chick out"
bart "yeah id do her"
cody "shes definitely shaft worthy"

shaft worthy by aaronsith October 17, 2005

Shaata 

While literally it means 'Pubic hair' in Kannada (an Indian language), it is widely used to describe something terrible or disgusting.

What shaata food they give in the mess!

That was the most shaata movie I've watched in a year.

Shaata by SuperHans May 7, 2013