Your in school right now, aren't you? Trying to find something fun to read while your boring geography teacher talks in back ground...
I don't blame you, school is kinda' boring man, but if you finish your work you can easily look and as many memes as you want.
I don't blame you, school is kinda' boring man, but if you finish your work you can easily look and as many memes as you want.
by ioadybrngupokbeodgtu March 14, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. School is a prison-like place where depressed adults talk into your ear about a certain subject expecting you to know the exact details of everything. From class the the cafeteria, another hell hole where they feed you pig waste with spaghetti hoops. Then you have the pushy a-holes who toss ypu manically around the dam hallways because you enjoy something that isn't chav.
"Chav is an old word." Says everybody
Shut up.
Anyway, after suffering and struggling to cope with torturing and brain-washing, droning and mumbling voice of a failure, you can go home and have some fun and gam- Nope, instead you can sit at the table and have an all-nighter trying to figure out the answer to an unbelievably stupid equation that you'll probably forget in 5 minutes.
Welcome to the next 14 years of your life!
"Chav is an old word." Says everybody
Shut up.
Anyway, after suffering and struggling to cope with torturing and brain-washing, droning and mumbling voice of a failure, you can go home and have some fun and gam- Nope, instead you can sit at the table and have an all-nighter trying to figure out the answer to an unbelievably stupid equation that you'll probably forget in 5 minutes.
Welcome to the next 14 years of your life!
Douche: Sir, please may I have a hall pass?
Mr Slamdatbooty: What for Jimothy?
Douche: I need to take a whiz.
Mr Slamdatbooty: Wait until lunch.
Douche: There is 3 periods until lunch though.
Mr Slamthatbooty: JIMOTHY HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU MUST MASSAGE MY FEET AND WRITE OUT THE ENTIRE ROMEO AND JULIET SCRIOT IN PERFECT CONDITION, THE SCHOOL IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SHAME, SHAAAAME.
Mr Slamdatbooty: What for Jimothy?
Douche: I need to take a whiz.
Mr Slamdatbooty: Wait until lunch.
Douche: There is 3 periods until lunch though.
Mr Slamthatbooty: JIMOTHY HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU MUST MASSAGE MY FEET AND WRITE OUT THE ENTIRE ROMEO AND JULIET SCRIOT IN PERFECT CONDITION, THE SCHOOL IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SHAME, SHAAAAME.
by Pdhh July 10, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. A hellhole where you spend half of your childhood and teen years learning useless shit. You have to deal with teachers who hate their jobs, annoying assholes, large amounts of homework, standardized "tests" to tell if you're college material or not and government brainwashing for 6 hours (and getting shot if you live in America). At the same time you have to deal with your social life and your deteriorating mental health.
by Hamsdude March 25, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. The definition of 90% of the lives of kids aged 5-18. You wake up at 6am to go to what seems like a wonderful place to learn (what they show the parents) but is actually just a shitstorm of faggots, retards, arrogant dickheads and that's the beginning. You then go to classes to learn about some pointless bullshit ranging from hard math to boring English, while if you ask a simple question, you get a detention, while the teacher's pet gets a medal. The teacher then gives you shit all day for essentially nothing. If that's not enough, they then pile on the homework causing you to dread school and not pursue your hopes and dreams because one day you will pass with a bunch of irrelevant bullshit that's not even related to your job.
Mr Louiz: So now today we will learn about the complete works of Shakespeare.
Jimmy: Sir, what relevance does this have to anything?
Mr Louiz: DETENTION JIMMY!
Jimmy: Ugh.
Mr Louiz: ANOTHER HOUR JIMMY!
--One hour later--
Mr Louiz: And so now your homework is to learn the entire script of Hamlet for our class test which no-one else has to do!
--The next morning--
Mr Johns: Jimmy, why are you sleeping?
Jimmy: Oh sir, my English teacher piled on homework and I got absolutely no sleep last night.
Mr Johns: Sure Jimmy, that's an hour's detention.
Jimmy: But Sir, I'm not lying.
Mr Johns: Another hour, Jimmy!
Jimmy: GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
Jimmy: Sir, what relevance does this have to anything?
Mr Louiz: DETENTION JIMMY!
Jimmy: Ugh.
Mr Louiz: ANOTHER HOUR JIMMY!
--One hour later--
Mr Louiz: And so now your homework is to learn the entire script of Hamlet for our class test which no-one else has to do!
--The next morning--
Mr Johns: Jimmy, why are you sleeping?
Jimmy: Oh sir, my English teacher piled on homework and I got absolutely no sleep last night.
Mr Johns: Sure Jimmy, that's an hour's detention.
Jimmy: But Sir, I'm not lying.
Mr Johns: Another hour, Jimmy!
Jimmy: GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
by A LIVING BREATHING MCMUFFIN April 5, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. by Unicorn janet rainbow April 19, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. A prison that kids are forced to go to for 11-12 years. You do useless work and learn things that you will never need to know in life. School days are incredibly long, some lasting 8 hours.
by knp04 July 28, 2017
Get the schoolmug.