the roosevelt

after fucking a girl in the ass, you wipe your shit covered dick under her nose giving her a shit mustache

so i finished in her ass and before she could do anything i gave her the roosevelt

by KZ aka Jason Todd October 9, 2007

crank that roosevelt

whacking off while wearing rounded spectacles

I was able able to sneak off and crank that roosevelt before my niggaz came through.

by Joe Suds December 3, 2007

roost

n.The act of sexual intercourse. v.To have sex.

Tonight, I'm gonna sling a roost.

by tek-zer0 August 7, 2010

Robsterizum

To be a copycat or 'wannabe' to try to be cool even though you are pathetic.

He pulled a real robsterism when he did all those lame things and attacked his own friends trying to pretend he's cool.

by Guess it August 8, 2003

Pork Roasted

Being so high that you feel as though you are a piece of roasted pork.

Damn nigga, that L got me pork roasted!

by KingBlooted February 25, 2011

crank that roosevelt

When a person masturbates to the wife of a president (dead or alive.

Dude I love to crank that roosevelt to Nancy Reagan all the time.

by Wildcatss November 16, 2007

The rooster.

Waking your girl up early by hitting in the face with your cock.

Samantha doesn't like to get up early, so I gave her the rooster.

by Beef Cakes 91 November 1, 2019