Toms River

Where wannabe guidos tend to lurk. They also go to teen nightclubs and jerk each other off to house music. Girls that go to teen nightclubs tend to carry around STD's and like to get silly on the dance floor, which is why girls from this scary town are called "sluts". Also, girls from Toms River like to take pictures with duck lips and post them on Facebook, as guys like to take pictures with there shirt off and a hat on, which makes them "fresh". No other town near Toms River likes them, so it's always a big fight which ends up with Toms River getting shat on, usually by Bricktown.

Foreigner: Yo, lets get some bitches from Toms River!

Bricktown kid: I don't want an STD man, let's just drink some Busch.

by Bricktown January 30, 2012

Red River Region

Abbr. RRR

1. Name for a pussy during menstration

2. The only BBYO region with any balls. Home of all of the things BBYO is not: Hooking up, causing shit and getting juiced. Includes Manitoba & Nunavut.

1. Fuck, that sluts red river region just ruined my pants.

2. Remember that kid who licked his own shit, and downed it with the regional board's spit? He was from the RRR.

by Golden RAG December 2, 2007

3 river rule

a rule stating that if you are more than 3 rivers away from the person you are dating then all faithfulness to your significant other is null and void. Synonymous with 50 mile rule.

Joe did not feel bad about cheating on his girlfriend because he knew he was covered under the 3 river rule.

by inspire_d March 12, 2004

Dirty River

when you take a dump on the back of a girls neck and then piss on it letting the pee run down the spine and over her butt.

Mike asked his date if she wanted to try the dirty river

by JerseyDennis July 30, 2010

The River

Place where bros like to hang out and talk about going to, in actuality usually a lake.

Bro 1: The river was fucking awesome, bro
Non-Bro: It's a lake
Bro 2: Yeah, the river was the shit with your new boat, bro
Non-bro: It's a LAKE
Bro 1: We should hit up the river again next weekend
Non-bro: It was lake-FUCKING-Elsinore!!!

by non-brozerker July 1, 2009

Elk river

Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.

BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?

JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?

BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..

by fuckanokasports November 13, 2011

fall river

A small city located in south eastern Massachusetts that is filled with wiggers upon wiggers. Caution: Attempting to leave one's home in this city will undoubtedly result in the pure urge to knock the living daylights out of these aforementioned wiggers. The city's climate consists of long, ungodly-like freezing winters and short wigger-filled summers. Unlike friendlier parts of the world, any attempt to look at and invoke a "hello" from most individuals in this city, will result in angry stares and possible threats. Some of the most annoying locals can be found wasting both their time and gas on "the ave." With nothing to do and even less to see, staying home is your best option.

You'll know you're in Fall River when you hear words such as: wit (with), boi (boy), wifey or shawty (wife or girlfriend), ma (female), and many other annoying made-up words.

by Kerberos84 March 5, 2011