1 definition by non-brozerker

Place where bros like to hang out and talk about going to, in actuality usually a lake.
Bro 1: The river was fucking awesome, bro
Non-Bro: It's a lake
Bro 2: Yeah, the river was the shit with your new boat, bro
Non-bro: It's a LAKE
Bro 1: We should hit up the river again next weekend
Non-bro: It was lake-FUCKING-Elsinore!!!
by non-brozerker July 1, 2009
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