bell-ringer

adj. a laboratory sciences practical exam, usually given by overtly anally-retentive science professors who hold onto the fallacy that competence is demonstrated not from careful analysis, but lightning fast calculations. Anyone who excels at writing bell-ringers, has been trained to be so overconfident about their calculations, that they never recheck their numbers, and stands a good chance at eventually killing someone or something by over-administering some fatal dose because of their hubris.

I'm not ready for that bell-ringer on Monday, but maybe if I load up on amphetamine, I might squeak by with a 60.

by scootermcbean October 16, 2011

Devils onion ring

This is the area behind your taint. Also known as a butt hole or ass hole.

Man your devils onion ring is stinky today.

by Matt Nickel August 12, 2008

Ring the Bell

When a male slaps his testicles on the forehead of a female while pleasuring himself.

Roommate 1: Dude! what was all that noise in your room last night?

Roommate 2: My girl finally let me Ring the Bell on her!

Roommate 1: Ah Dang! Get it Quasimodo!

by bellringer10 December 8, 2009

wedding ring

an object that will stop things from putting out.

ex-1
thay sould use a wedding ring to stop the bp oil spill from putting out all that oil.
ex-2
after he put that wedding ring on, i heard he stoped putting out.

by ramonski2 June 15, 2010

ringil

Mightest sword in the fictional world of JRR Tolkien. Its name means "chill star" or "cold star" in Sindarin, and it gittered like ice. It was the sword of Fingolfin, High King of the Noldor, the most brave and powerful warrior of all the Children of Iluvatar.

Fingolfin wounded Morgoth with Ringil seven times in single combat, forever maiming his walk.

by Gunder January 30, 2007

Ring-fenced

To specify that money be used for a specific purpose.

As a part of the planning process, the Office of Strategy & Planning governs these 11 ring-fenced Initiatives and provides visibility to their progress at the bear-woods Executive Board level.

by Rephil October 16, 2008

RINGFIELD

often called ringo the long slong mandingo who kya cant get not enough of. he currently fucking your bitch. heze wishes he was as long as ringo.

Example
hezekiah: damn i walked in on ringfield long slonging my mom and when he was finished he dropped a swankey on her

by longslonggingmuthafucka December 18, 2011