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Missouri Pretty 

Some teeth, a couple of kids, old trailer, rusty Jeep, fading tattoos, two pack a day habit, 38 hour a week job, lives in sweat pants, almost graduated high school, and is ready for another try at rehab.
“I got sooooooo hammered last night I made a pass at Brandi the Beast.”
“OMG, the Missouri Pretty one with the frizzy blonde dye job and the missing front tooth?”
“Yep, that’s her.”
Missouri Pretty by boonviller December 10, 2021
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the not as great but still pretty alright war 

a long and convoluted way of saying World War 2
hey i'm researching about the not as great but still pretty alright war

futari wa pretty cure 

Pretty Cure battles creatures in the Dark Zone to protect the Garden of Light and the Garden of Rainbows.
First episode date: February 1, 2004
Final episode date: January 30, 2005
Cast: Yōko Honna, Yukana, Tomokazu Seki, Roger Rhodes, MORE
Program creators: Toei Animation, Asahi Broadcasting Corporation, Asatsu-D
10 year old: I like pretty cure especially Futari Wa Pretty Cure!
9 year old: Hey I like that show too!!

hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me

your mom
Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

I look pretty good for a dead bitch

Iconic phrase used by Morgan McMichaels upon entrance into drag race all-stars
MM: I look pretty good for a dead bitch

the pretty things

Britisch R&R band from the sixties.
The Pretty Things. Leadguitarist Dick Taylor was former basplayer with The Rolling Stones. Phil May singer, Brian Peddelton rhytm gtr., John Stax bass, Viv st. J Prince drums.

NJIT Pretty

A substandard attractiveness scale applicable towards young female students at the New Jersey Institute of Technology in Newark, NJ. Due to a horrendous 8:1 Male:Female ratio, a young lady that might otherwise be considered unattractive, annoying, or even a potential psychopath at another University is considered attractive to the young men at NJIT, therefore "NJIT Pretty".
"Bro, that girl is pretty fugly and might choke you in your sleep. Run now"

"Dude, she's the only girl in all of my classes and the ones in Laurel smell bad. Shes NJIT Pretty"

"Ah true bro. Make sure I get your PS3 when you die.
NJIT Pretty by crackcorn September 3, 2013