Faux Poo

When you hate your job so much that you pretend to take a poo when all your doing is playing on your phone.

Dalton doesn't like the job assigned to him today so he has been in the bathroom taking a faux poo.

by Oh Throbert March 29, 2015

pookie poo

the common response for pookie pie, and to show love or friendship.

person one: you're my pookie pie.
person two: aww... you're my pookie poo.

by ~sammig~ July 26, 2021

swimming poo

When you fill an entire empty swimming pool with feces (preferably diarrhea, for its natural liquid like quality, although a few solid turns are nice for ensuring the pool stays shitty). Laxatives and milk of magnesia are useful for kicking the party off right. This is typically achieved by gathering 45 or so people (although this COULD be achieved with 36 people, butt with more difficulty). This is typically done for the purpose of a poo party. once it is filled guests are expected to cannon ball in and hold their breath in the "water" for as long as they can once submerged. Fucking in the waters of the swimming poo is not only welcomed, but encouraged.

Alright the swimming poo is browned and ready, last one in is a rotten egg!

this poo party is awesome, I'm glad we have such a nice swimming poo to kick back and relax in

by big bobs house of feces October 9, 2023

Tang Poo

An indicted, shit-for-brains former US President with a grotesque orange hue. He is the laughingstock of world politics, shunned by every living former President for obvious reasons.

Tang Poo thinks he’s God’s gift to the White House, but he’s been indicted six times and counting already. You can’t run a country from the federal lockup.

by The Real Canadian September 5, 2023

Meli-Poo

A nickname that is a variant of Melina, for which has more sentiment in its meaning. It is reserved for use only when in a serious relationship with a Melina and where both parties are very comfortable with eachother. Meli-poo should only be used for the most amazing, lovable, and adorable Melina's. If you're ever called Meli-poo, you should feel extremely flattered because calling someone Meli-poo is a symbol that you are the best Melina in their life and they love you, cherish you whole-heartedly, and think that you are the absolute best person ever.

Goodnight and sweet dreams, I love you Meli-Poo.

by Tech.Magic May 5, 2020

Socky-poo

When your daddy think's you're pretty.

My name, my name is Socky-poo. My daddy says I'm pretty.

by xXx_BluCrabRDyin_XxX August 11, 2016

Fluttering poos

Intermittent flatulence with loose stools that make an apparent flutter noise as they exit the rectum.

My youngest son Tommy had a case of the fluttering poos after we introduced eggs into his diet.

by MacDaddyHoff February 18, 2022