polish toaster struedel

The wonderful meal a guy gets while going down on his girl after she has let another guy blow his load inside of her.

Dude my girl's been cheating on me so there is no telling how many polish toaster struedels I've eaten.

by drash guys June 15, 2009

Pollard

An arrogant wanker who you would do anything to see get hit in the face

Flirting with every girl possible; that twat has to be a Pollard.

by Badmantingygm February 12, 2017

Doorknob Polisher

A person who enjoy sucking dicks.
Dick's sucker.

Hey Baby, I really do appreciate the way you are polishing my doorknob.
Yeah!!! You are the best doorknob polisher.

by NascaSoft August 17, 2007

Polish Waterfall

When you piss in a girls's ass during anal sex then you pull out and the piss squirts out of her ass

so i was fucking this girl in her ass and i gave her a polish waterfall

by bigdork357 August 1, 2011

Polish Condom

An emergency prophylactic in which a sandwich bag is used in conjuction with a twist tie to secure it. Raid is lightly sprayed on the outside as a spermicide.

I dont have any Trojans but I could come up with a Polish Condom if you really want to do it.

by Ray Head April 23, 2008

Polish Falcon

When a person covertly drops ass in anothers work space, usually a cubicle. Usually done on the sly, like staging a fake conversation in the area around the cube or office, and then pointing your ass in the opening/door, and farting, and then walking away - as though nothing has happened. Polish Falcons are only effective with a silent fart, if you let a ripper or a popper out -- the gig is up.

I saw Mr. Baker vomit burp when he caught the smell of the Polish Falcon that Tony left in his cube.

Phector tried to deliver a Polish Falcon to Winston, but it was a popper and he shit his pants.

by Crack O Da Ass February 8, 2005

happy pills

Any pill taken that makes one happy.

Dude, whatever makes you happy pills.

by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015