plasting

When you're high & drink as fuck, then go to fuck your bf/gf. Then wake up in the morning and you fucked your goat.

hey dude, I was so fucked last night I fucked my host thinking it was my misses. I was plasting

by mrHecticMotherfuker October 5, 2020

playing the violin

When someone is self harming but wouldn’t like to say so directly

“sorry i’m playing the violin..”

by wtvlovinggnf March 11, 2023

DJ Platinum Series

He Is A DJ That No One Has Ever Heard Of.

DJ Platinum Series Has A Myspace Page.

by Romero1321 September 9, 2006

Pontious-pilating

In the bible Pontious Pilate washed his hands of the decision to execute Jesus by letting the crowd decide. The act of Pontious-pilating something means refusing to act or decide on an event or situation.

Tom: What you doing tonight?
Jesus: No idea mate, I'm pontious-pilating that shit, you decide

by mushroomroulette January 9, 2012

roblox playing lesbian

A Roblox Playing Lesbian by chance may be a roast that your friend's brother may of called you.

"You must be the definition of a ROBLOX playing lesbian"

by Jay e Johanna May 22, 2019

Ahmon is playing Wu Shang

When Ahmon is playing Wu Shang he is jsut border line trash

Ahmon is playing Wu Shang so you know he trash

by CrimsonT June 10, 2018

Are we playing tag because you’re it chief

a saucy pickup line used to get the hot ladies and sexy boys.

aidan: are we playing tag because you’re it chief
lauren: omg will you be my boyfriend

by saucy mama May 24, 2019