ESKIMO PIPELINE

When a fucking human being freezes his or her turd and uses it for a dildo the next day.

The Eskimo Pipeline is really fucking gay and is only used by queers and steers.

by SIRCUMALOT August 28, 2006

Clean the pipes

Urination by a man following an act of masturbation or sex. Presumably any semen left in the tip of the penis will be cleaned out by the pressurized urine stream.

After I busted on Mary's face, I went to the bathroom to clean the pipes before I kicked her to curb.

by natevines January 1, 2012

Pimped out

to upgrade or make gangster.

I pimped out my bedroom!

by Potato000 May 14, 2012

Polynesian Piledriver

To have anal sex with a stack of pineapple rings positioned over the anus while the person is upside down with their ass in the air.

Sally is a real go getter, she'll do anything, last night I introduced her to the polynesian piledriver

by Double Bs May 6, 2008

Piper

To be in a super duper fantastic mood. To have a strange curiosity that makes you addicted to the site of monkeys.

I was in a real piper mood today, we got to see a live monkey in Zoology!
I was really piper about the new girl down the street.

by Shanee` May 23, 2008

pipers at the gates of dawn

Being woken up by having to take a crap.

I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.

by guzzler December 30, 2005

Alaskan pipeline

When a girl takes a shit inside of a condom, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.

I made myself a great Alaskan pipeline last night.

by Rodthedictator March 25, 2016