Phone call

A chat through a device to make you seem less shitty.

"I had a phone call with my friend an hour ago, now I feel like a depressed self-loathing fuck."

by frtisauZhytfr67udsia May 2, 2018

DP phone home

While you're fucking a girl, take her cell phone and slip it into her other end. Just before her climax, call it. The vibration will blow her mind. A great way to impress the ladies. LG Rumors work well. Blackberries work for the ambitious at heart.

girl- "I never expected him to call me back so soon! Boy it really blew my mind! DP phone home, you're my hero."
guy- "Next time its my turn."

by mypetsally February 25, 2011

Phone skitzophrenic

When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.

Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?

Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

'Phone rings'

Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."

by Soljaaaah January 17, 2010

phone sex

Were Two People Are On The Phone And There Both Moaning To Each And There Both Masterbating

Me: Omg I Had The Best Phone Sex Last Night With Craig
Mate: Omg You Had Phone Sex With Him Again!!
Me : Yeah!

by *emo chick* January 15, 2006

phone-bagging

A phrase that an asshole of a teacher uses when they catch a student texting with their phone hiding in their bag. This said teacher can normally be found teaching Chemistry.

Mr. Halliday took away my phone because he caught me “phone-bagging”

I only phone-bag because all the teacher does is talk about how we should drop out

by VonSteuben January 8, 2018

phneh

Phneh is simply a noise-word that one uses to show that they are offended.

Person one: You look like an idiot,you jerk!!
Person two: Phneh! -Walks away-

by KaylahhandTarahh July 27, 2006

phoned out

When you are in a situation where all of the people you are with start talking on their phone.

Whenever I hang out with them I always get phoned out because they are constantly on the phone ignoring me.

by Michael Cullen January 14, 2008