hung like a paint can

a very well endowed male.

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".

by stan April 12, 2006

Painted on clothes

where a person has there body painted to look like they have clothes on but are really naked.They then go out in public and see how many people really notice.

Kathy look like she's got clothes on but there really painted on clothes.

by Deep blue 2012 December 17, 2009

paint ghosts

To ejaculate, usually on a body part belonging to a member of the opposite sex.

'See that chick? I'd paint ghosts on her back!'
'... and then I painted ghosts on her face.'

by Little Tommy Tucker May 28, 2008

Paintpaint

A mistake people make whilst not paying attention in Super Scribblenauts. The original word is supposed to be "paintbrush."

"What's a Paintpaint?"

"Sounds like someone meant to spell paintbrush in Super Scribblenauts."

by BoltoftheLightningkind November 23, 2011

painted rust

when failing infrastructure that needs to get repaired gets a face lift instead

structural get rusted out and we repaint them even though half the steel went flowing down the river long ago

we have a painted rust problem in the united states no wounder we have so many bridge collapses and sinkholes

by dihydromonoxide December 19, 2011

Painting the horn.

clown masturbation.

"Skitzo the clown is upstairs painting the horn."

by Skitzo the Clown April 13, 2013

Painty

A word used to describe a girl who overly covers her face in makeup, with the intention of looking good, but ends up looking like Barbie or a clown.

Some common traits include overly drawn-on eyebrows, an overdose of lipstick, eye liner and eye shadow that looks like it took hours to do, and foundation that doesn't suit their skin tone.

That ratchet slut is painty.

by fableheart April 30, 2014