Sketchy Penguin

The style of walk that one performs towards the restroom after sharting in his/her pants.
Check out that chick doing the sketchy penguin! I wonder if she's touching cloth...
by bpennn April 28, 2011
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penguin

someone who has their feet turned the wrong way
haha! look at Johnny! he's almost walking backwards because he's such a penguin
by suziepoo December 1, 2019
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Penguining

When your significant other ties your ankles together and pukes in your mouth in a motherly way
My friend loves penguining with his girlfriend
by Plankboy February 5, 2021
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Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.
That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’
by anonymous March 4, 2023
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beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.
by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016
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Dirty Penguin

The use of the nose to stimulate a girls vigina. It can be used as foreplay or a way to lead to orgasm.
-Have you lost your virginity?
-No but James did the dirty penguin on me last night.
by Screw_JayDuck October 21, 2020
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