Fetus Bake Oven

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.

I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.

by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019

Dick in a oven

Putting dick in girl and leaving it there

wanna start a dick in a oven? im cold.

by Roxxaro June 10, 2019

dublin double-oven

A sexual act where two people poop on your chest while you drink a pint of Guinness.

Hey, last night Rosie, her roommate Karen , and I drank a bit too much and had ourselves a Dublin Double-oven.

by jellocakes69 June 3, 2018

vaping a dutch oven

When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.

In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.

by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017

back of the oven

Something or someone so detestable that it literally has to go to the end of the line to be exterminated. Typically used in the context of something fascists would find absolutely abhorrent because it combines multiple hated attributes or despicable actions, like a mulatto communist, or transsexual child molester. From the old joke listed below:

Q: Why was the Black Jew sad?
A: Because he had to sit in the back of the oven.

Did you see that drag queen waving an Israeli flag and handing out dildo lollipops to children? Some real back of the oven shit there.

by Skookum Chuck January 13, 2024

oven machine

A woman that “gets around” very easily to men. A baby making machine.

That woman is nothing but a oven machine, she makes them and then leaves them for someone else to take care of.

by Jeff storman January 14, 2025

icy oven

When the oven gets frozen even though it's so hot

"How did the Pizza freeze?"
"Ummm...."
"What?"
"We had an icy oven!"

by Princess Karen January 18, 2022