Definitions by FartMomma
Tooth Fairy Lipstick
The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.
Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.
Tooth Fairy Lipstick by FartMomma December 30, 2023
FartMomma
The phenomenon that occurs when a woman named Annelise says "If he masterbates in his own home, I'm calling the police"
Dutch Oven
Something that women named Annelise really enjoy for some reason. This process include farting under a blanket.
Dutch Oven by FartMomma June 6, 2023