onionghaseyo

literally how kboos speak in front of their oppars

oNiOngHaSeYo oppar I sarang you

onionghaseyo by callmenoob September 14, 2019

Team Onions 

The act of a group of guys standing in a circle at a party and slipping their nutsacks through their zippers with hopes that an innocent bystander (usually female) in the middle of the group, will look down and see 5 or more sacks of onions.

Tamara was traumatized when she realized she was a victim of a game of Team Onions.

Team Onions by Milky2010 November 8, 2009

Pearl Onions 

A shaven, smooth scrotum with a shiny, glistening appearance of baby skin.

The complete opposite of Pickled Onions.

She loves slobbing on my knob but she really loves fondling my pearl onions.

Pearl Onions by Eaton Holgoode February 9, 2017

Orioned 

The act of meeting a guy so sexy/cute/likeable/interesting/hot, that when you try to ask him out or try anything romantic you LITERALLY SHUT DOWN. You heat up and SHUT DOWN... SIMULTANEOUSLY.

I was going to ask Orion out but then I saw him looking at me and my pulse started RACING, and I just ORIONED in place!

Orioned by Sue Denim January 4, 2018

Orion 

A super cute hottie!

The kind of guy you want to date/marry/kiss.

That guy is a definite ORION!

Orion by Sue Denim January 4, 2018

bumpin onions 

The act of two lesbians backing up to a two way dildo.

I walked in on Jessica and Nicole bumpin onions.

bumpin onions by slone July 22, 2003

Orion 

The word Orion originated in Ancient Greece. It means, god like, evil, sexy, keen(Orion was a hunter titan), strong, wealthy, and nimble. Orion is a titan born to(his mom)Gea the mother of earth. He was born to destroy the gods and their kin. After the eradication of the gods failed Orion was accepted by Artemis( Virgin hunter goddess) as her first mate, and they created the first half titan half god children. After all the celestial baby making happened Zues killed all their(Orion and Artemis)children. This upset Artemis Very much because, her own father killed her first children(she was a virgin got). So she and Orion schemed to torture Zues forever. They came up with populating an island on the rock Olympus sat in(earth). So Orion and Artemis fucked for a couple hundred year and finally succeeded in creating a creature in their image, man.

So if your human you're Zues's bastard grandchildren, unless you're black then you come from some Hindu god.

I wish I were Orion like

Orion by A really horny fan June 20, 2017