One of the most overlooked city's in America. The crime there is pretty overrated. Of course their is a lot of crime, but you shouldn't worry about being shot when you walk down the street. Whenever I tell people that I lived in Oakland their first reaction is always that I'm ghetto. You should check out Lake Merrit, The Cleveland Steps, Jack London Square, and the beaches in Alameda, Chabot space and science center, middle harbor shoreline park, butters drive, and Grizzly Peak.
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Post Oak player- "Dude so yesterday, my dad bought me 3 bats and 2 gloves at Barcelona. and i got this flat hat and im going to be boss and leave the sticker on the bill."
SBMSA kid- "hey guys u talking about baseball?
Post Oak KIds-" dude just get out of here. ur bat isnt even an Exo. and its a drop 8. WE use drop 3's because we're training for the pros. our fences are like 900 feeet and urs are like 5 feet. we have boss bass increasing speakers for music that we play between innings. the slowest pitcher only throws 70 mph. our team does work. urs doesn't. we threw curve balls in 2nd grade. we wear face masks because these pitchers throw heat. Here's how it works, punk: everyone on the North side of I-10 sucks at baseball. Everyone south of it rocks at baseball. ok? get it right fag."
SBMSA kid- "dude."
Post oak kids "dude, this kid's quick! hes got jokes! come on gang, let's go practice batting at baseball USA all weekend."
Post Oak player- "Dude so yesterday, my dad bought me 3 bats and 2 gloves at Barcelona. and i got this flat hat and im going to be boss and leave the sticker on the bill."
SBMSA kid- "hey guys u talking about baseball?
Post Oak KIds-" dude just get out of here. ur bat isnt even an Exo. and its a drop 8. WE use drop 3's because we're training for the pros. our fences are like 900 feeet and urs are like 5 feet. we have boss bass increasing speakers for music that we play between innings. the slowest pitcher only throws 70 mph. our team does work. urs doesn't. we threw curve balls in 2nd grade. we wear face masks because these pitchers throw heat. Here's how it works, punk: everyone on the North side of I-10 sucks at baseball. Everyone south of it rocks at baseball. ok? get it right fag."
SBMSA kid- "dude."
Post oak kids "dude, this kid's quick! hes got jokes! come on gang, let's go practice batting at baseball USA all weekend."
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