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Jesse Sargent

The name of a infamous warrior who let all of the enemies use his anus for their personal pleasure.
I went to visit the museum of Jesse Sargent
by Asphalt eater May 9, 2023
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Jesse

All Jesses are meant to spend their life with girls either named Amber or Hannah. Jesse is a sweet guy who can be inapropriate but takes it as a joke. He’s not super short but he’s not tall. He’s usually in a football team and one of the cool boys.
Jesse is so cool!
by Ape.basic November 19, 2017
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the sweetest boy youll ever meet. he may have some anger issues but youll so many butterflies when you see him. he’ll get upset when he loses at games. he’s a good friend. He’s Funny and charming. He’s loyal and Nerdy. He’s the best boyfriend anyone could ask for, so treat him right if get on.
by Marpay July 31, 2022
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wow he must be named jesse

how would you know?

his pp is hanging 6 feet from the ground

OH OK!
by amogusussyball March 10, 2022
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gio and jess

Best couple out there. They might go through a lot of rough times but they will never fully give up on each other.
Gio and Jess are soulmates.
friend 1: man i wanna be inlove like gio and jess

friend 2: gio and jess really are meant to be
by pussyde$tr0yer November 22, 2021
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Jesse

A guy who will break your heart within a week of dating him yes he might seem like a nice person but when you start to get close to him, he acts like a complete jerk who doesn’t know his place. He likes anime well just Naruto which can get boring at times and he will only talk about that and if you date him he doesn’t bring you up to any of his friends. He also only dated girls that are famous in any way. So just watch out for a guy named Jesse.
Me-“Jesse is soooo hot” friend-“but Jesse is also a jerk and heartless so be careful
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Jesse is known as a Tryhard who is good at everything he does and will do anything to make the second alto feel like crap. Jesse is also a clown 🤡 and he puts pencils in his pocket(pencil pocket). He’s a weird redditor as well but he’s also a good and funny friend.
Dude Jesse is so good at improv, he’s such a Tryhard.
by EEE728 February 3, 2020
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