Naked water

Plain water

“I’m thirsty”

“Drink from bottle”

“No, it’s pre workout.”

“There’s water in that”

“ITS NOT NAKED, I want naked water”.

by Freakflashlight August 18, 2024

Uncle Naked Spiderman

A gay rapper just trying to make it in something.

Dude Uncle Naked Spiderman just featured on Viagra

by TheKeeperrrr August 27, 2019

naked fairy

The girl, or woman, who runs around the property naked without thought or shame.

You should head out to Keith's place, the naked fairy is out today.

by fairywitch February 1, 2022

Clit-naked

Exactly the same as bollock-naked, but bollocks not included.

I woke up, I was clit-naked, on a table, and there was semen everywhere...

by BDE1987 July 2, 2017

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

Double naked

Being naked, groomed so that there is no public hair with the intent of being fucked.

Honey I'm lay here double naked for you.

by Englishlad4729 September 9, 2018

naked floss

The action where holding each end, you put a towel between your legs, and floss your genitals dry by pulling it forward and backwards.

After I shower to dry my taint I do the naked floss.

by Ceige15 January 25, 2018