Muff Train

When 3 or more girls are in row eating each other out.

Chew-chew The 3 bitches are on the muff train.

by The Horny Batman March 13, 2011

Muff Giggle

A Muff Giggle is a rapid expulsion of air from a females vagina, typically following sexual intercourse.

Was that muff giggle I just heard, or was it last nights dinner?

by texas_lexus August 25, 2011

muff buffin

A sadistic lesbian sex act, in which sadomasochists improved the act of scissoring to their standards by inserting a Brillo pad between their unshaved vaginas.

First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".

Girl 1: "should we go get waxed?"

Girl 2: "no way dollface, we're muff buffin tonight!"

by dinkydew January 16, 2012

muff loaf

A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.

"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"

by JustaHawtGayguy February 17, 2012

Muff'd

To completely screw up or otherwise botch something that can and/ or should be done in a more correct fashion

Guy 1: How did your presentation go in English class today?
Guy 2: Not good, I totally muff'd it

by Capo do tutti capi December 1, 2013

Muff Caroling

The act of singing holiday songs into a woman's vagina instead of preforming oral sex. Usually around the Christmas season.

Last Christmas eve i went muff caroling around the office party and promptly got fired.

by Att2455 January 11, 2014

muff is cabbage

1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.

Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"

by meefpeople March 24, 2014