Milk of amnesia 

Noun: Alcohol. A drink which, if consumed in sufficient quantities makes you forget large episodes of your life. A popular phrase due to its assonance with the patent medicine 'Milk of Magnesia'.

"...and while dancing you unzipped her dress and pulled it to the floor. Then you pissed in the bride's champagne glass and honked up all over the cake."
"Yes, I remember every bit of that. Just tell me how come I woke up this morning in the driver's seat of my car outside my house?"
"Put it down to the milk of amnesia."

Milk of amnesia by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

milk fart 

A fart that travels through a turd before exiting the ass, creating a very pungent aroma. A milk fart will occur in the few hours leading up to a bowel movement, as the turds have made their way close to the butthole, creating the filter that your gas will pass through on it's way out.

"Damn.. that bitch Brenda just laid out a milk fart, I'm fucking nautious."

milk fart by djmoosenuts August 25, 2011

milk train 

a lactating woman. a woman giving breast milk from enlarged breasts.

Damn that kid is still on the milk train (child is still breastfeeding)
Ride the milk train. (fuck a lactating woman)

milk train by Twisted Fixtures July 31, 2007

milk the tube steak 

To touch one's self unnecessarily in genital area. Also known as jerkin' off, or chokin' the chicken.

Jesse loves to milk the tube steak day after day.

Lindsay will help Jesse milk his tube steak.

milk the tube steak by James The Big Cocked Man February 24, 2009

Milk Chicken 

White rich kid that thinks he is a poor black kid, or a white guy that thinks he can rap

Eminiem is a milk chicken!

Milk Chicken by Suga Bear May 4, 2007

milk shake

When a woman is full of cum and continues to partake in sex, all of that shacking and mixing equals a milk shake

If you take enough cream pies you'll have a milk shake

milk shake by Gypsy-Jip-C May 21, 2010

milk challenge

you have one hour to drink a gallon of milk- the type of milk you drink is your choice e.g. whole milk, 2%, skim, chocolate milk..(however i would not recommend whole or vitamin d) if you puke you lose. there are several strategies for consuming the milk.. some people try to drink it all at once, others drink it like power hour to pace themselves.. the best way to take the milk challenge is with a bet involved. (its a great way to win sexual favors)

i can take you in the milk challenge.

milk challenge by ill izabeth April 23, 2006