tent mall

A mall that from the outside and inside looks just like a circus tent, and located in Crystal River, Florida. Inside there are a good number of elderly citizens and annoying rednecks. There are around 6 places to eat in the center of the mall, and the best thing to eat would be the pretzel bites from Magic Twists ice cream and pretzels. Wannabe punk kids go to Spencer's and the rest of the teenagers are normally found infront of the built in movie theatre. There are also no segways allowed.

Poor young people who don't have enough money to drive to the Ocala mall or boring teenagers with nothing to do hang out at the tent mall.

by zangnail August 26, 2008

Yazlie Maldenito

A short , Puerto- Rican, That Usually Says "Aye, Shut up", "Pero, Shut up" and "Aye, Close Your Toto Lips" usually associated With Chonga's. She starts everything with "Aye" and "Pero

Yo Nigga Your Being Mad Yazlie Maldenito right now, Pero Nothing stfu!

by RizNiniMila September 24, 2011

Gutter Mallet

Gutter: Repulsive, Nasty and Embarrassing
Mallet: Destroys, Demolishes and Crushes

Bitty brought out the Gutter Mallet

by Bittyrock August 20, 2012

Morgan Malmburged

(v) The act of embracing someone, friend or stranger, in a hug and slipping your hand into the hug recipiants pants and inserting a digit into the anus. After complete insertion of digit, preferrably middle finger, the opposite hand should be used to sshh the mouth of recipient.

Austin: "Hey man long time no see! Give me a hug pal!"
Carson: Embraces Austin and performs the Morgan Malburg. "Sshh. Your getting Morgan Malmburged."
Austin: "WTF!"

by Kingsly February 23, 2013

Miles malone

A gay kid who goes to Gonzaga

Hey that Xbox player is a real miles malone

by Memelordmax March 25, 2019

Kay (male)

Unusual name for a male, but for the men that do share this name, wow. A total heartthrob. Extremely good looking, too. Will amaze you with his gorgeously toned singing voice and his large, intense brown eyes. Is hardworking, smart, virtuous, and very humble. An extremely respectable guy who respects everyone around him too. Quiet and reserved, yet the sun seems to shine the brightest and the birds seem to chirp the happiest when he's smiling.

"Have you met Kay (male)?" "No, who is he?" "Only the most perfect man to walk the earth."

by pgrose July 8, 2019

Closet Malder

Someone who is angry, aka malding, while at same time homosexual, but keeps it on the down low, but everyone already knows they like men

tyler got exposed for being a closet malder

by Wooooozy March 17, 2021