Burned Kitty

When you scoot your vagina across the carpet too fast.

Dude, my pussy was so itchy I gave myself a burned kitty!

by DegenerateMuffin November 29, 2020

hello kitty

jazmin bean's best friend lmao

jazmin bean: hail hello kitty, she's so adored (it's actually hail kitty but anyways)

by manelaliaga April 17, 2021

Hello Kitty Condoms

A better version of condoms. It's better than normals.

I love hello kitty condoms very much

by Hexturlicious April 27, 2021

ferocious kitty cat

ferocious kitty cat is instead of saying fuck

"that was so fucking cool"
"excuse me thats illegal just say ferocious kitty cat like god (eye roll)"

by makena is hot November 30, 2021

Shitty kitty

When a male defecates into a syringe, injects his feces into a woman's vagina and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse

Chad: Dude, last night me and Katie did the shitty kitty
Chokama: Bro that's awesome!

by D3ADM1ND January 22, 2022

smooth as kitty litter

being un-smooth

ow, i just triped over a flat surface

smooth as kitty litter bro...

by 0nec00lcat January 12, 2012

Plucking that kitty cat

Licking the vagina to ultimate victory making the Orgasm orgasmic

John Was making that pussy meow and Molly loved it and yelled thank you for plucking that kitty cat

Let's make sure that Jeffery doesn't find out. Don't think he would like me plucking that kitty cat

by Sugarsosweet July 21, 2013