Joyced

To allow yourself to fatten up

Wow, Chris really Joyced himself up this year

by $portez November 23, 2009

Joysticking

When a guy moves their thumbs under a girls boobs in a joystick like motion because the guy wants to get a boob feel "subtly".

"Dude Henry was totaly joysticking on that girl, do you think she noticed?"

"Of course she noticed, you could practicalyy hear the Pac-Man noises, Beep boop beeep."

by Berkely Prison Camp December 17, 2010

Marina Joyce

Marina Joyce, Someone who faked being kidnapped and being a part of isis

Marina Joyce is an attention whore

by Pakemun July 30, 2016

Joyce

Joyce is a name for a toasted Taylor Swift. Joyce loves indie music. She has an older sister that she loves and dislikes at the same time. Joyce enjoys eating peanut butter. Her favourite number is 69. Joyce is also a very petite beautiful person. She has a wonderful personality.

Me: :)

Joyce: =)

Me: :D
Joyce: =D

by daisythedaisy May 19, 2013

Joyce

A sexy black woman with natural pouffy hair and sometimes, dreadlocks like xylem vessels. She normally wears long dresses to hide the contents of her forbidden fruit inside and makes it a challenge to get in to the juicy centre. Of cource, no Joyce is complete without her manhoe James and Josh.

Felicia: Damn, she be looking like a fine wine today. I would love to eat that snacc.

Leticia: Damn right, she is a Joyce after all.

by joycesmagic August 23, 2018

Joyeuse

Joyeuse was Charlemagne's sword. Charlemagne, of course, set up one of history's greatest empires.

I've heard that the Joyeuse was made of gold, but that's stupid, gold is too soft to hold an edge.

by Digs May 18, 2004

The Joys of Midwife Beating

Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.

If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.

It's a guy thing.

The Joys of Midwife Beating make the world a sunny place!

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009