Jonesing 

The act of submitting a change to a Git repository by making significantly more commits than necessary because you want to get more green on your GitHub profile

"I better update all my projects' license files since it's 2017 and I'm jonesing for that green!"
"Dude, half of your commits for this PR are fixing formatting. There's keeping your code clean, and then there is blatantly jonesing!"

Jonesing by Lola the Micropanda May 1, 2017

Alex Jones 

Alex Jones is the American journalist who created the infowars media company. He is know for delivering an uncensored, unfiltered dose of testosterone widely misunderstood by the mainstream. Sheeple have reported trauma, self doubt and man-bun remorse after hearing his broadcasts. this is a common reaction to hearing the truth after a lifetime of communist subversion and brainwashing.

“Why did they kick Alex Jones off YouTube?”
“Because he hurts their narrative by dropping truth bombs”

Alex Jones by Dr.Roostertail November 27, 2020

jim jones 

Tight rapper with some crazy/mad skillz. (Represents Dipset)

"Since I made a gang of bucks
No, i aint been hangin much
Still slide through, fly coops
And the chains is plush
Keep the bang in tuck
In case i gotta bang a fuck
CUZ WE CERTIFIED GANGSTERS"

-certified gangsters

jim jones by Da greatest July 28, 2004

Christmas Jones 

A fetish or act of sexual deviance so abhorrent that the participant only indulges once a year.

Kenny would pay a hooker to beat him and make him cry during sex for his Christmas Jones. He'd then spend the next six months feeling guilty followed by a quick transition into six more months of anticipation.

Christmas Jones by Regualr Vander September 22, 2011

Will Jones 

A very queer fellow who resembles Peter Parker, and enjoys receiving Jello Rabbits (see Jello Rabbits). He enjoys getting white girl wasted, and being molested by extremely large, independent black women.

jello Rabbit white girl wasted peter parker will jones

Will Jones by bictoria bates December 20, 2012

Ryan Jones

thicc ass, but a thiccer DICK a real romancer and great dancer/ come shake that ass bbbaaaaabbbbyyyyyyy

"Did you see that guy in those tight pants"
"yeah that was a real Ryan Jones a$$"

Ryan Jones by ryanslover69_420 June 3, 2018

Robot Jones 

Robot Jones is a really robot on Cartoon Network. It was cancelled because no one liked it much.

Robot Jones is so cute.

Robot Jones by Danielle October 12, 2004