The time of year when the inner linings of people's brains starts to fall out after Apple announces to a new product. Thus, millions of people rush out to stores and wait in huge lines for a completely useless product called the iPad, which soaks up the brain ooze and allows people to return to their so-called sanity.
Josh: (starts jumping up and down) OMG! OMG! Hey guys did you here about Apple's new iPad! I need one right now! DAMMIT!! I need to get to bestbuy right now. OMG no what if it's sold out. Oh well, the nearest Apple store is only 20 miles away!
Christie: What's wrong with Josh?
Nick: I think he's having his iPeriod.
Christie: What's wrong with Josh?
Nick: I think he's having his iPeriod.
by Nash94 April 6, 2010
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Get the IPS mug.The phone created by Apple Inc. It was designed in California, but the phone itself although popular, is a piece of sh*t that sucks major donkey balls. Coined the iSuck by some people because it sucks. The phone is a smartphone that runs on iOS software. The current version is the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus, at $199 and $299, respectively. The iPhone 6 Plus is about 3/4 the size of an iPad mini, and is bendable. The iPhone 6 is smaller, but still a phablet. The Samsung galaxy note 3 and note 4 are big-ass phones as well, but you can do way more sh*t on them. For instance, on the note 4, you can literally have 2 apps open on the screen. I must give Apple credit for making the emoji library more defined than the emojis on android, but it doesn't even out the score. For 💩's (sh*t's) sake, get an android phone. You will thank me later. Of course, you are entitled to your own opinion, but don't say I didn't warn you…
Apple maniac: Didya get the new iPhone? It's amazing with… um… uhhhh—
Android supporter: NOTHING! I thought so.
Android supporter: NOTHING! I thought so.
by brs804 February 21, 2015
Get the iPhone mug.the same thing as a Creative Zen in all respects except it looks a little cooler and costs twice as much.
by green phantom February 26, 2005
Get the ipod mug.a musical device which is the top fashion accessory, though WILL break several times and 'get on ur tits'.
On purchasing an iPod, you are garanteed to have a set of headphones that WILL break within several weeks.
this results in frustration, and a decrease in penis size.
On purchasing an iPod, you are garanteed to have a set of headphones that WILL break within several weeks.
this results in frustration, and a decrease in penis size.
by Rube July 19, 2005
Get the iPod mug.an irc idiot wannabe coder who couldn't code him/her-self out of a wet paper sack with holes in it.
Based on the name of an irc user (ipot) who was constantly insisting that everyone give him code without trying to code for himself. Has now become synonymous with all users of the same caliber.
Based on the name of an irc user (ipot) who was constantly insisting that everyone give him code without trying to code for himself. Has now become synonymous with all users of the same caliber.
<Joe Moron> you're all such a bunch of elitist dweebs... you don't write codez for anybody.
<Joe Moron> help me now and give me codez!
<Jane Coder> Joe, don't be such an ipot... go read the manual and /try/ to learn how to code. We won't write code /for/ you, but we /will/ help you to write your own code.
<Joe Moron> help me now and give me codez!
<Jane Coder> Joe, don't be such an ipot... go read the manual and /try/ to learn how to code. We won't write code /for/ you, but we /will/ help you to write your own code.
by Talisman2 March 15, 2011
Get the ipot mug.Dude, I totally busted Jeremy looking at myspace on his iPhone when he was sitting at his work computer. He's such an iPhag.
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