bang in your face 

To shoot someone in the general area of the face, usually with a hand gun. Used by an unnamed radio dj to make themselves sound gangster/rude/street. It fails in all three.....

Wow, that shit is BANG IN YOUR FACE!!!

...urm....no its not mate.....

bang in your face by BHardy September 8, 2005

Put A Quarter in Your Ass 

Why?

'Cause you just PLAYED YOSELF.

Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.

Put A Quarter in Your Ass by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016

my foot in your ass

This is what will happen if you are an annoying person. It could happen when you act stupid at the bars around drunk people that are twice the size of you.

"If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!!!"

my foot in your ass by Lord Chacal October 11, 2005

stay in your lane

Stop talking about things you don't understand or know. Let experts do the talking. Don't talk out of your ass.

Used in technical forums and websites to indicate a user has strayed into an area in which they clearly have no expertise.

Anecdotal evidence is not passable as expertise, so keep it to yourself unless you have something useful to add.

Internet_expert: You really should buy brand XYZ, my sister's cousin's brother's fiance knows this guy who has one that I really thought looked cool.

real_expert or moderator: STAY IN YOUR LANE!

stay in your lane by Harry_Manback July 21, 2009

notch in your bedpost 

one more person you've fucked. Similar to the expression "under the belt" or "in the bank." As popularized by Fall Out Boy.

I'm just a notch in your bedpost.

notch in your bedpost by qwertyasdfzxcv March 1, 2007

keep it in your pants

1) Response to when someone says something overtly sexual.

2) It's a school night maybe she will keep it in her pants for once.

It's unisex. Ironic if said to a girl so completely fine.

similar to: "relax buddy, no need to get riled up there."
or
Person A- "DAYUM...the things I would do to that ass."

Person B- "Buddy, keep it in your pants."

keep it in your pants by Prophite May 2, 2008

Foot in your Ass 

The primary parenting method employed by Red Foreman and other father figures with an infinite, lifetime supply of Win at their disposal.

"Might I suggest the Footing of your Ass?"

"You know what else is hot? My foot in your ass."

"You're ABOUT to read a book that my FOOT wrote. It's called, 'On the Road to Being in your ASS'."

Foot in your Ass by cr8s April 29, 2012