no-girlfriend hair

the hair that appears on the necks of men with poor social skills and those men who lack suave-ness with the ladies.

guys with girlfriends have the ladies trim this hair between haircuts...men without girlfriends do not have this luxury.

ooh, check out the dude with the no-girlfriend hair, thats so easy to spot. loser.

by kurticus June 25, 2006

Foster Girlfriend

A girl who dates a guy until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.

girlfling

Mike: Is Jim dating Sarah?
Sam: No, Sarah is the Foster Girlfriend so he isn't alone.

Mike: aww. poor Jim. I hope he finds is forever home soon.

by Qreatin June 17, 2020

harrison's girlfriend

dirty slut who will have sex with anyone one anywhere.

Everyone in the dorm has seen harrison's girlfriend naked.

by Hooks<3Jesus{in the most unholy of holes} May 10, 2005

Girlfriend Phone

Android phone given to Google employees as a perk then re-gifted to their girlfriend after going back to the iphone.

Why don't you whip out your girlfriend phone and Goggle it?

by sweaty Palm May 11, 2010

girlfriend

What I need but can't get cuz girls seem to hate me.

I can't get a girlfriend!

by Solorider August 13, 2007

[gilf]

Acronym for "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck," meaning a sexually attractive woman who is a grandmother.

Kid A: Did you watch the 2008 vice presidential debate?
Kid B: Yeah, but i was just staring at Sarah Palin the entire time. Shes such a gilf.

by Chocl8ThundR January 1, 2009

Girlfriendology

the online community of women based on female friendship. Inspiration, appreciation and celebration of girlfriends. All things girlfriend-ly.

Girlfriendology makes me feel so thankful for my fab female friends.

by GirlfriendologistDebba November 11, 2011