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grammaphone

Da wind-up Victrola dat your parent's mom listened to music on "'way back when".
Da term "Grammaphone" could also refer to a heavy clunky Bakelite desk-type or wall-mount communications-instrument wif a rotary dial dat your "Big Ma" speaks of having used as a child --- "You punk-kids with your fancy tablets and 5G smart-phones --- why, when I was a little girl, all we had was a simple talk-and-listen device, and anytime we wanted to make a call, we had to blah, blah, blaw, blaw..."
by QuacksO December 17, 2023
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Grammer

Grammer: A slang name used for guys that have sex with Grandmas.
This guy's pickup game is at a different level. Many dudes are out chasing cougars and milfs, but he's a grammer!
by BeersForBilly January 11, 2024
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Grammer

Something that you don't have.
I'm so good at grammer!
by mikester124 February 6, 2024
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grammando

A person who likes to correct other people’s grammar and judge them by it.
(this definition taken from a book review on bookriot.com)
An obvious portmanteau of "grammar" AND "commando."
Someone like Sheldon, of The Big Bang Theory, who is constantly on the alert for
any opportunity to find a flaw in one's presentation of data/information and then
bombastically inform one (and anyone else within earshot) of that flaw,
right down to the tiniest misplaced comma or improper verb tense.
Being an internal monologue grammando while reading or watching TV is fine, so long
as it's just for your own amusement/improvement, but engaging your outer grammando
during an author's book reading is likely to see you educated with a LART

(Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool) by that author one of his/her/its fans.
Sports trash talk would not be improved if it was refereed by a grammando stopping the proceedings to remind
us that correct expression would be "Eat shit THEN die!"
by OzoneBoy April 19, 2024
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Gramma Gramma

N. Someone that seems as old as your grandmother because they speak so well.
Man, she fine AF, but I don’t be fuckn with that ol shit! Nah bruh, she good, she justa gramma gramma

I don’t hang with her, she all uppity… bitch ass gramma gramma better head back to the nursing home

Dude, she’s always being an ol bitch…..thats cause that gramma gramma has to correct your dumb ass
by HippieChippie July 22, 2024
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grammawing

The descriptive trait of a person always having their tongue out; 'freaky', in every image one sends.
Also not confined to just the tongue, can also include feet.
a grammaw: *sends YET ANOTHER picture with their tongue out while playing marvel rivals*
person 2: that guy is such an grammaw
person 80643: he's been grammawing forever now, get used to it
by r16x7khater6969 January 3, 2025
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An amphipod described in 1926 by Benedykt Dybowski, but is no longer valid.
Nathan: Gammaracanthuskytodermogammarus Loricatobaicalensis is a cool name.

Paul: I agree.
by Long worder March 22, 2026
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