Goober oppossum

Someone who Is goofy and has little common sense.

Stop being such a goober oppossum.

by Cherrytales March 5, 2019

Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019

Goober

a person who is terrible at a certain activity, absolute trash.

Yo tung, your an absolute goober. you cant even reach the fuckin rim on a layup!!

by eeaa24 July 23, 2019

Gobbyless

A male who has no gobby (blowjob)

Elliott was alone and gobbyless

by Shutdatruckup September 2, 2019

GOOB

That stupid tattoo that idiots have on their legs

Amanda has a GOOB on his leg

by begum07 July 5, 2019

globy

a glob of gloop that is very sticky

person 1- globy

person 2- *dies*

by kauhfakwhdiuahd October 16, 2019

Goober

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.

"You're such a goober babe!"

by Supa.Immature October 17, 2019