Gobble-cocking

Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)

"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'

"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.

by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018

Gloobles

The act of going from a steady flow of back and forth messaging but then becoming busy so you stop responding as frequently, but you still maintain an interest in the conversation.

Hey, just got busy so gloobles.

by ARK3157 May 6, 2018

Gobbleology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Gobbleology:
The study of eating hastily in large gulps; the study of throaty male turkey sensations made via air wave vibrations.

Friday night gobbleology: a big bowl of buttery salted popcorn, decadent chocolate truffles sprinkled with spicy hot cayenne bacon bits, a hot mug of cinnamon apple cider, and my favorite sci-fi thriller.

by ra ramses May 29, 2018

Gobble on grapes

Nicer way of saying choke and die.

Idiotic fool: is Germany in Africa?
Intellectual individual: Tf man go gobble on grapes.
Idiotic fool: *gasps*
Class: *gasps*

by Me mam m9 June 11, 2018

Gobbledeegoop

A bunch of trash ass nonsense spewing from someone's mouth like a shit hydrant.

I'm sick of this pricks gobbledeegoop.

by Ben dolan June 13, 2018

Gobbledygook

A Korean turkey. Get it?

“Hey you get that Korean turkey at the store today?”

“Yeah, why do you ask, guy?”

“‘Cause we should prepare that gobbledygook. Tomorrow’s thanksgiving and we promised your mentally ill nephew we’d make something ‘ethnic’”

by Gonna eat your ass faggot August 16, 2018

Gobbledeguck

Food that is anything but good being distributed in schools and or prisons.

Gosh this food is straight gobbledeguck.

by Silence NoGood September 23, 2018