Flapenis

A false (non functioning) penis that is formed from the tissue of the patients own arm or leg mucsle and skin and then artificially attached to the woman's genital area.

"I heard Jenny got a flapenis surgery done over the weekend, now she can't wear her leggings anymore."

by anonymous July 1, 2023

Flap the teabag

To converse professionally.

"We will flap the teabag over brunch".
"My co-worker and I were flapping the teabag prior to this meeting"

by Johannisore August 15, 2023

flach

To look in a mirror while wearing a mask.

I can't believe they flached that time!

by Geese 🐒 July 30, 2024

Flap burp

When you go down on a lass, spread her legs to open the heavenly gates, as you go down on her you do a loud burp right between the flaps. ( excessive amounts of either alcohol or gas-inducing drinks help with vibrations)

(Dan) Do you remember that 'Shiela' from the bar last night Shane?
(Shane) yeah the one with the fat arse?
(Dan) yeah mate that's the one, well I took her home and after all that beer.......I had to give her the good ol' flap burp!

by Hippybeardo September 29, 2023

Flap

The opposite of “slap.” When a situation is a disaster or ridiculous.

“They want us to stop the presses because they want to make a ridiculous change. This flaps.”

by BeckieBling October 8, 2023

Flap slap

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I made an advance on my boyfriend, but he flap slapped me because I told him his brothers dick was bigger.

by anonymous October 14, 2023

Fladhammer

A huge gay

Look at him kissing men he must be a Fladhammer

by anonymous January 14, 2024