espresshitto

A bad espresso!

'This is not an espresso', stormed Osa. 'It's hot brown water. It's an espresshitto.'

by Mensa Madness April 19, 2018

Espresso Martini

No words. Just have one.

GIMME AN ESPRESSO MARTINI NOOOOOOW

by solosynth December 13, 2017

Espresso Fartini

The art of doing an all-nighter on lots of these delicious cocktails when it comes to sex and you ejactulate you also projectile shit on their chest.

Your dad Espresso Fartini’d me big time last night

by BonjourPappi June 11, 2018

Espresso Frappe

When she shits in a cup and you also cum in the cup and mix it up (blender is suggested) and you pour it on her vagina and slurp it off.

Guuuuuuuuuurl, i wanna do a espresso frappe on yo ass.

by Fuzzyrobrub April 5, 2019

Expresh

Noun: to have an in-depth conversation with someone.

Its basically a sesh of conversation

Girl 1"what are you up to"
Girl 2 "having am expresh with amy"

Guy 1 "im mad at you bro, we need an expresh quick time"

by Showmenow April 23, 2019

Espresso Drinker

An insulting term for liberals, like how Brits are "Tea Drinkers" Liberals are "Espresso Drinkers"

"Nathaniel is a dirty espresso drinker!"

by assfucker420 February 22, 2020

espresso shartini

An espresso martini with laxatives in it.

Got smashed on espresso martinis last night, shat myself, espresso shartinis

by Dick Recoil May 7, 2020