Pussy Express

The metaphorical train on which one rides upon getting pussy.

I totally rode the pussy express last night.

by NCVikings February 7, 2012

alaskan express

the use of frozen male fecies as a dildo

hero-"so dude i was bangn this hot chick and i had an idea. we could freez of my dookies and she could stick it in her vagina and orgasm."
hiscoverer- "i belive thats called the alaskan express, i saw it on late-night history channel

by matman April 25, 2006

Exponential Apocalypse

The act of predicting the apocalypse will come exponentially recently.

After an apocalypse day (2000, 2012, ect) believing that the next apocalypse must happen soon because for some reason it didn't happen on the day everyone thought it would.

Example of an Exponential Apocalypse:

1999: DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2000! all the equipment will fail and the nukes will launch and the planes will fall out of the sky!!!
2001: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2012! The mayans said so.
2013: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2016! Its the day of armegedan
2017: AHHH! now the worlds gonna end this month!
Feb: AHHH now its gonna end tomorrow...
...and so on and so forth

by Dr. Urban V. Dicktionary February 9, 2010

What's the Pony Express?

inter. Anything dealing with sex.

Lets write a report on the Pony Express, but not get you pregos

by shaqualooloo April 6, 2005

hot load express

when a man is deep inside a woman and he cums he squeezes his ass muscles together and cums deep inside her

man i screwed that chick last night and when she made me cum i gave her a hot load express

by donald mac dougall February 8, 2003

urban explorer

See hobo; also bum.

That Urban Explorer is like a city dwelling mountain man.

by Jose Montenegro August 27, 2006

Hot Russler Express (HRE)

Simultaneously chugging a rum and coke while kicking ass at Halo

"Did you see Blake this weekend? He rode the Hot Russler Express (HRE) on Saturday night.

by shggar December 26, 2008