Kilo Eater

A parody of kilometre. A person who in their bid to lose weight takes up jogging and ends up stopping every so often to munch on something from restaurants and food vendors

May: Check out Annie, she hasnt lost any weight since she took up running 2 months ago.
Beth: Not surprised, she is a kilo eater. I have spotted her many times coming out of restaurants munching a doughnut dressed in her truck suit

by Pookie518 March 19, 2013

crust eater

The one who eats crust

i.e. pb and J sandwiches, grilled cheese sandwiches, ham and cheese sandwiches, ass, tuna fish sandwiches.

Everyone found out Tina was a crust eater after the annual sandwich-off when she was caught covered naked head to toe in crusts.

by Crunchwaffle April 18, 2017

Trends-eater

The opposite of a trend-setter. Someone who bases their entire wardrobe around what is popular at the time, and often duplicates the outfits of other people/celebrities.

Look at that trends-eater over there dressed in nothing but streetwear brands.

by john ward schmit July 18, 2017

pushy eater

1) An incredibly rude dinner guest, who swipes the last piece of food even after stuffing themselves completely

2) A guy or gal that hogs the cooch in a 3-way, and won't allow you to get a lick

3) Someone who breaks in line at a buffet or restaurant

Sandra wouldn't get her face out of my girlfirend's twat long enough for me to get a lick, so I fucked that pushy eater in her ass while she kept munching on cooch!

Or...

That fat cocksucker at Golden Corral bumped me out of the way so she could grab the last piece of Texas Toast! Fuckin pushy eaters...

by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017

cornflake eaters

Derogatory name for Perfect Middle class families who all sit together round the breakfast table

“Look at them with their perfect house and clean car and their talented children. What a bunch of cornflake eaters”

by Kdawg73&sexpanther November 1, 2017

paint eater

This is a term used to describe someone so dumb that they might as well eat chipped paint from walls.

Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.

“Hey, what is your little cousing eating. Did you give him crackers”

“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”

“That explains alot”

by Dedalus Diggle May 18, 2018

Pussy Eater

Eating big juicy fucking pussies. Give rimjobs, suck it, fuck it, lick it. You want that fucking pussy.

I’m a pussy eater. I ate one last night.

by Thomas Thé Pussy Eater November 29, 2018