Elephant Spout

Thee act of taking a water noodle with a best bud and inserting your cock into both sides of the noodle playing a little tug of war type game where who ever pisses harder wins and the loser is stuck with some nice hot cider dripping down their legs

So me and my bro were sick of the same old same old and tried the elephant spout with the nieghborhood kids kicking their asses they sucked major dick calling them Miles Davis

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.

Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"

by HosMan61 September 24, 2011

Elephant

When you are banging a fat chick who is also a screamer.

Paul you must have really been ramming that elephant last night, the whole floor was shaking!

by Trebor Thunder November 28, 2018

Elephant hit

When you hit a joint , blunt or anything to smoke weed out of while you’re couching you ghost the hit and stand up really fast and a whole headchange happens

That elephant hit really fucked me up

by Stonedtotgebone December 2, 2018

Chocolate Elephant

To undertake in sexual activity with chocolate at breakfast. This can be done with a partner or alone. It was coined by the actress Louise Stewart on Twitter.

I'm sorry, I had a chocolate elephant for breakfast!

by Victoria Graham July 19, 2017

Elephant

A fat ass animal that is so fucking pussy too eat other animals so they eat grass and leaves and destroy r nature

My friend lloks like a fat ass Elephant

by KingManni11 June 16, 2018

elephant comment

a comment that is so eloquent and witty that it's awesomeness is as gigantic as an elephant

I was trying to come up with an elephant comment to compliment your appearance, but I drew a blank.

by gesischmesi June 28, 2018