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massive dong

Is where someone has a big penis or alternatively is a massive prick
1) that bloke over there is a massive dong.

2) that macaroon has a massive dong
by Grandmaster ramrod December 30, 2013
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hot dong

A sexual encounter in which the penis of a male sexual partner is placed inside a hotdog bun and then consumed by the other sexual partner in some form of fellatio. The hot dong can be performed either flaccid or erect, depending on penis size and sexual fetish.

The hot dong can be garnished with the usual condiments: ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, etc. The bun can be toasted to improve the texture, taste, and structural integrity of the hot dong.
My girlfriend was hungry after watching 50 Shades of Grey, so I gave her a hot dong.
by cmd1992 May 13, 2016
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dong water

The result of a man taking a piss.

Derived from "bong water", the water used in a bong (obviously); and "Dog Water", one of the phony advertisements on "The Ren and Stimpy Show."
After a long night of drinking Rolling Rocks and playing video games nonstop, the Angry Nintendo Nerd had to reach for the pause button -- he desperately needed to let off a couple quarts of "dong water"...
by Jason L. July 5, 2007
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ding dong

1. the sound that a bell makes when it's being rung.

2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.

3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.

4. a slang word for a male's penis.
1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.

2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.

3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1

AHHHHHHHHHH"

- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs

4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 19, 2009
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donger

The metal tear-drop shape suspended inside a bell which causes it to ring when tipped.
As he pulled the rope which was connected to an extremely heavy donger, the bell rang loudly
by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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Daddy Dong Legs

noun: a very large spider with penis legs.

adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs !"
by Pinkeye_paranoia May 29, 2008
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Big dong

Tim: look at my big dong
Divani: wow daddy you wanna blow job
by Yo dad A February 5, 2020
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