Rainbow Dump

A shit so massive it goes from one end of the spectrum to the other. It typically starts off as a dry, hard bowel movement and ends in diarrhea.

Person 1: I was on the toilet for 20 minutes...
Person 2: Constipated?
Person 1: Nah, just took a rainbow dump... It kept coming.

by Ark-7 February 29, 2012

Flag

Get the Rainbow Dump mug.

Diesel Dump

The art of putting a S#!t load of diesel down an hot exhaust and watching the white oily goodness erupt!

Sayer grab the Diesel Dumper, i have the Jerry we are going to dump this Excell!!
MANNNNNNNNNN

by PR35TY November 16, 2011

Flag

Get the Diesel Dump mug.

When you have to pee very bad and can't get to a restroom so you padlock and let loose in your ass to hold it until you make it to the bathroom so you can shit it out like diarrhea. This may dislodge fecal matter and come out in spurts causing your ass to have a machine gun effect while shitting.

Levi what the hell happened to your toilet? Joseph you won't believe this. I couldn't make it home in time so I padlocked and pissed in my ass. As soon as I got home I couldn't hold it in my ass any longer and ended up hydro dumping all over the toilet.

by I Am The Ferrett January 9, 2020

Flag

Get the Hydro Dump mug.

Dump truck

A Phat bootayyyy

My sister has a dump truck

by Molestermoon69 January 20, 2021

Flag

Get the Dump truck mug.

Dump Delay

Excess time spent in an airplane bathroom leading other passengers to think that you were making a stinky. Typically any time over 3 minutes for a male and any time over 10 minutes for a female.

I got hung up in the bathroom trying to squeeze out an air biscuit and the hot girl sitting next to me picked up on my dump delay. It looks like, I'll be joining the Mile High Club solo.

by Monkey Mcluvin January 22, 2009

Flag