CUSTARD HEAD

PEOPLE WHO HAVE RATHER YELLOW HAIR :D

'OMGZ, MY HAIR IS SO BLONDEYELLOW'
'HA, YEH, CUSTARD HEAD'

by lolageeee August 17, 2009

customerize

When you take an awesome product designed for a huge market and customize it to make one of your annoying cry-baby customers happy because your stupid salesman promised them something which no one in their right mind would design into such an awesome product.

Hey did you hear we had to change the font on the login button on our main page to Comic Sans because Fred Derf promised Dingleberry Unlimited it was no big deal?

God I hate when we customerize our products like that.

by yowaldo June 28, 2010

Custoner

Someone who is a patron of a smoke or head shop.

Yeah I go to that smoke shop all the time, you could say I am a regular custoner.

by GrazIsSoCool July 12, 2011

custode

Verb. To temporarily keep safe.

Will you custode my sunglasses while I go for a swim?

by Zwieback November 5, 2014

Cussversation

A term used to describe the conversation between two people who say almost nothing but cuss words

Tony: "Hey Eddy. Can you believe this f***ing guy?! I f***ing told that b**** Joey to put the f***ing money in the f***ing bag and that pr*** just f**ing looked at me like I had three f***ing heads or some sh**. I swear to f***ing God I hate that f***ing punk.
Eddy: "I couldn't understand a f***ing word of that sh** with all those f***ing bleeps!"
Michelle: " OMG. Those guys a having such a cussversation over there!"

by Hamstery July 23, 2015

cusso

For people who live in Sassari, it is a huge and urging-to-exit load of diarrhea.

-"Bruh, this cusso is destroying me"
-"Make sure to let it out in the bathroom, porco dio!"

A)"Hey, hurry up! I have to take a leak!"
B)"Don't walk in bro, cusso in corso!"
A)"Madonna cagna!"

by xX_0SheepFucker0_Xx January 11, 2018

Custard Tart

When one male ejaculates inside another males anus and then proceeds to push the cum out onto the first males face to produce the 'custard tart'.

Male 1: Hey man I'm having a bad day, could you cheer me up with some anal sex?

Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?

by Cockaddict November 1, 2018