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customerize 

When you take an awesome product designed for a huge market and customize it to make one of your annoying cry-baby customers happy because your stupid salesman promised them something which no one in their right mind would design into such an awesome product.
Hey did you hear we had to change the font on the login button on our main page to Comic Sans because Fred Derf promised Dingleberry Unlimited it was no big deal?

God I hate when we customerize our products like that.
customerize by yowaldo June 28, 2010
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Factory Parts or Customized? 

Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?
Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.

customize.app 

An application available to Jailborken iPhone/iPod Touch users through Installer.app or Cydia.app. It allows users to alter the settings of the phone/iPod to their liking.
Dude, I just installed Customize.app on my phone and instead of saying "Slide to Unlock" it says "Welcome Jimmy!" Isn't that awesome!
customize.app by Warlock2201 August 26, 2008

Customerising

The process of taking a written passage and editing it to be acceptable for sending to customers.
"Thankyou for your comprehensive engineering report. I will spend tomorrow customerising it before forwarding it externally"
Customerising by CraigBrianYoung October 13, 2008

Customize 

hangin with ya bois in an open online forum
Say dawg, customize ya heard me!

customizecrazyisis 

the new and medically legit term ending in "isis" used to describe people who are crazy about customizing their house.
My friend is moving because his dad has customizecrazyisis and needs a new house to customize.
customizecrazyisis by daylans mom February 3, 2010

customized favor boxes 

This detail offers the amazing customized look and feels to the entire event. Heart, oval, square or rectangular die cut boxes with strips and garnish hues add energy and detail to the social event. Such Boxes fill in as a keepsake of your appreciation. Guests get a signal of your gratefulness that their presence was regarded.
customized favor boxes
This detail offers the amazing customized look and feels to the entire event. Heart, oval, square or rectangular die cut boxes with strips and garish hues add energy and detail to the social event. Such Boxes fill in as a keepsake of your appreciation. Guests get a signal of your gratefulness that their presence was regarded.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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