Crystal Meth

Walter white and Jesse Pinkman's piece of art

Walter white: Do you want to make crystal meth with me
Jesse pinkman: Yes

by ThatOneGuy3420 May 12, 2025

Crystal Ball

Noun; Cell Phone

Karen stared diligently into her crystal ball.

by TumescentMule May 31, 2025

Crystalopiumm

OffCamber's goth mommy on the minecraft anarchy server 9b9t. Together, OffCamber and Crystalopiumm rule spawn as husband and wife. Nobody even stands a chance against them when they are teamed up. Owowowowo :33333

CrystalOpiumm is OffCamber's cute goth mommy who gives him hot pawjobs every night.

by OffCamber June 23, 2025

Crystal

Crystal is very beautiful although very introverted and sometimes often taken as being stuck up due to her lack of social skills. Crystals can be very funny when she opens up and lets herself go into comedy mode. Crystal is a bit self centered at times and will skip her only sisters daughters wedding because she just got a puppy, sort of things.

A Crystal is funny but not a friend you’d count on showing up.

by HJ1111 July 8, 2025

Crystal Queer

(Noun) A gritty term for straight men who only gay sex while high on drugs, leaving their wild persona behind but often taking home unwanted souvenirs like STDs from their escapades.

He turns into a crystal queer while partying, living it up until dawn, only to return to reality with a couple of regrets and STDs he picked up along the way.

by gdiz916 July 21, 2025

Cryptarded

When something is just a little fucky. Slightly worse than normal, but not horrible.

I slept a little cryptarded last night and now my back hurts.

by Factualthings August 7, 2025

Crystallized Edge

The act of edging but you let your pre-cum crystallize across the tip of your penis. And then you suck it off like a rock candy.

Dude, my girl loves my crystallized edge!!

by Master of Splooge August 26, 2025