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Pineapple Crown

Leafy crown of a pineapple, the leaves are spiky on top and the same on the bottom before the pineapple has been cut from the main stem,

A hairstyle, when the hair is pulled back of the head, and each section of hair is spread out and almost flower-like effect.
I sometimes like to put my mom's hair in a pineapple crown just to p--- her off.
by Saints September 17, 2003
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Crown Princess Mary of Denmark

Australian "Love account manager" and gold-digger who married into the Danish Royal Family in 2004. Known for using pointy-toed stillettoes to nail the balls of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (aka 'the Dumbling') to the walls of a share-house in Sydney, Australia, on their first date. Famous for crying on Denmark television as she recounted her love for her dead grandmother - before a reporter revealed he had found her letters in Mary's trash bin. The Danish Royal Family invented the 'post-nuptial agreement' as damage control in the wake of revelations about Mary's relatives, who include a convicted child rapist, Brendan Johncock.
Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, born plain Mary Donaldson in the boondocks of Tasmania, rose to fame, and then infamy, as the novelty of having a Nordic Imelda Marcos wore off and the Danish taxpayer revoted when she installed 20 bathrooms in the palace.
by Miggly January 1, 2007
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tough crowd

A short lived but hilarious series on Comedy Central featuring a panel of stand-up comedians discussing various current events. The show's full name was "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn".
Did you see 'Tough Crowd" last night?

Yeah, Nick Dipaolo was amazing
by Paul M. May 23, 2005
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crowcrow

As above to talk about excessively, but also something of Voodoo origin. Old Hiatian meaning the dark side.

From a crows supposed links with the devil.

As with many other English words used it became doubled to crowcrow to add extra meaning and to reiterate the sound.

crowcrow is also used to refer to an person who is mysterious / dark, such as a stranger who enters a villiage
Don't come near me with your crowcrow magic

He was not trusted as he was crowcrow, and before long he was force out of town
by A-mass April 30, 2005
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Brown-crown

The ring of shit left behind after anal penetration if ass not cleaned out properly. The way to become the king of poo.
ah, forgot my condom. gonna have a brown crown in the morning.

I'm the king, sitting on my throne with a brown crown on my head.
by Tom Maggs November 26, 2004
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Russel Crowe

For My Beloved Actor, Russel Crowe, on His 51st Birthday

Not that I've seen you
Not that I've known you
But the happiest birthday, I wish you
As this is the way I know you:

You are a vivid dream in " A Beautiful Mind"
You are a " Man of Steel" in a " Broken City"
You are "Robin Hood" for " Les Miserables"
You are a " Gladiator" in a " State of Play"
You are " Cinerella Man" in " A Good Year"
You are "The Insider" in "L.A. Confidential"
You are " Proof of Life" in a " Body of Lies"
You are an " American Gangster" on " 3:10 to Yuma"
Who is all "Tenderness" while " Breaking Up"
But " Master and Commander" " The Next Three Days" when " Heaven's Burning"
And then again who is " The Water Diviner" but you,
To save all living things, as did " Noah"?

So you see I know you, though I haven't seen you!
And this I have written for Charly and Tennyson
To read on cold days as a " Winter's Tale"
For their kids to be proud of you
And love you as I do!

With your bow and arrow
One day you aimed at my heart, Russel Crowe
As did Cupid,
And got the poet out of me,

So let me enjoy the honor, Sir
To call you Robin Russel Hood!

Afrooz Jafarinoor

April 7, 2015
Iran
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DCB (David Crowder Band)

Nick Armenta kept asking Cody Nabors if he wanted to listen to DCB
by Cody Nabors April 9, 2005
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