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Creeper

When a woman sits on her hand till it falls asleep. Then uses that number hand to masturbate.
Gee nobody wants to bone this steamy slit of mine. Looks like I'll be giving myself another creeper tonight.
by Bubgnarley November 29, 2020
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Cheaper to be a creeper!

So many beutiful ladies out tonight. Sometimes it’s cheaper to be a creeper!
Damn did you see those sheila’s? Yes, but it’s cheaper to be a creeper!
by Taxman6969 September 9, 2020
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creepered out

When a girl feels like she's being stalked by guys and is really starting to get tired or scared of it.
Jane decided to lock herself in her room without her phone because she was so creepered out by that weirdo Josh.
by sheik231 August 11, 2009
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Creeper

A hard, large turd that annoyingly and slowly finds its way out of your anus usually at inopportune moments
Ahh jeez, I have to stop and go find a bathroom... I've got a creeper coming on strong!!
by B-Randy2112 September 4, 2018
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Creeper-esque

When you catch someone creeping on their ex's new girlfriend on Facebook, or if they just look wierd
That homeless man on the corner is very creeper-esque
by Areasons April 4, 2011
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Creeper

Commonly referred to as the man who wont leave you alone, however the creeper here is that God forsaken creature mitch decided to add. It's common attributes are green skin, the shape of Male genatali and a wierd, dumb ass face.
Hey man that's the Creeper from across the street (wrong)
Hey man there's a Creeper in my cave (right)
by Creeper bad bro June 8, 2019
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The creeper's formula

= (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.

Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.

That's when you use the above formula.

So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.

Let's test this out.

The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.

Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
by artist6000 December 18, 2024
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