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Dirty Bag of Carrots

A male individual was contemplating a wax of his nether regions, and had difficulty deciding whether or not to include his dirty bag of carrots in the treatment. Ultimately, he decided against it.
by MisterLC August 23, 2017
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You’re a carrot

A phrase used as a comeback to “you’re a Mellon” just less harsh . Usually used to address retarded people as a joke or not . People who’s initials begin with r.s.g will usually be called a carrot
Ruby: you’re a Mellon
Layla: oh yeah? Well you’re a carrot
by MarieH07 June 12, 2020
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Liam James Carroll

The most sexy,buff and kind person to ever exist. Liam James Carroll is a certified women puller and will steal yo girl at any time
Look it’s that guy Liam James Carroll
by Liam James Carroll April 25, 2022
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carrottop

a stupid redhead that sells a phone
number
by fairy girl March 17, 2003
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Carrot Twat

An often large patch of carrot colored pubic hair, often matted or untamed located in the vaginal context of ones body. This is highly frowned upon by all non-gingers--particularly men--and should be shaved and/or waxed immediately.
I'd rather gargle a vat of steaming hot diathermia then warm my dick in her unshaved carrot twat.
by Jen Gibbs July 20, 2008
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cobro

One who is an ardent fan of the American pop punk band "Cobra Starship".
At the Cobra Starship concert, I gestured 'Fangs Up' across the club to my Cobro.
by Shahquitah March 31, 2008
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Carrot Girl

A girl that fake tans herself so much she is orange, dyes her hair so blonde it looks white, wears tacky clothes and purses and ugly eye make up. She sleeps with every guy she can get and she "loves Jesus" even though she hasn't been to church a day in her life.
Nate: dang that girl is hot!
*girl turns around*
Nate: Ew no shes orange!
Bradley: Shes a carrot girl!
by 8r@d|3y&8r!++|\|@y July 28, 2011
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