computer sanding

aggressively r-ping someone while watching sand asmr.

Dude 1: Hey what are you doing?

Dude 2: computer sanding.

by LemmaDonna July 12, 2023

computer

something u can't live without

ur computer is slow

by idiot2000000 March 12, 2020

Computer Virus

See "Microsoft Windows"

The most widespread computer virus in the world, "Microsoft Windows"!

by x135 November 19, 2023

Computer

The device you are currently using.

You are using a computer to search for the definition of a computer.

by somerandomperson132 January 12, 2023

Poor Computing

When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.

My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.

by davidiw June 14, 2011

real computer guy

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.

the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"

by soccern00b May 3, 2010

derrens computer

the term ‘derrens computer’ is kinda like an air conditioning unit. its alright until you open windows.

dude, i have a derrens computer. it keeps crashing

by bigmanchad May 18, 2023