clam sledding

slippery slopes? more like slippery snatch ;) this term is a synonym for SCISSORING

hey phoebe! you tryna go clam sledding tonight?

can we go clam sledding in your car tonight?

by tittyporter June 27, 2019

ugly clam

The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.

Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.

Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.

by vag on the reg April 27, 2014

Clam Napkin

See "meat curtains"

"So there I was with this chick, we got home from the bar and I thought something seemed fishy about the whole situation. She had the worst clam napkins like she hadn't showered in a week and was rode hard and put away wet, and stored in salt water"

by Red delicious June 11, 2016

Clotted Clam

A nasty whore pussy. Leaves the worst stank and cheesy discharge known to man.

I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.

Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Clam hopper

Promiscuous butch lesbian that jumps from woman to woman.

Deloris is such a clam hopper!

by Chicken boy 2016 November 12, 2016

Clam Foam

A milky looking substance that builds up around the women's vagina when aroused.

Dimitri was chowing down so furiously upon Dillons pussy that the "clam foam" was splashing everywhere, so much so that he came up for air yelling " ho ho ho" looking like Santa Claus

by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017

Clam dropper

When you cum in her and she walks to the bathroom dripping your sperm on the floor on the way there

Clam dropper supreme yummie

by Jabony December 10, 2015