anal testicular cancer

1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer

2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback

ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!

ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?

by xxXbloodXvomitXxx March 5, 2011

Apple Chancery

The classiest goddamn font on Microsoft Word. It reminds one of the simpler times when people wore dumb shit like aprons all day and ran around in orchards singing religious songs and making friends with other white supremacists.

"Did you see that KKK recruitment pamphlet? What was that font?"
"How can you not know that? It's Apple Chancery. You are a dirty motherfucking whore for asking me that question."

by justinbeibersworstnightmare December 5, 2011

cancergoth

A goth whose face does not exist without makeup. One who has taken "ugliness is pretty" a bit too far

I never even realized she was cancergoth until I saw her without makeup

by sciurus July 25, 2004

cancer kid

A baby who has little hair.

My 7-month-old was on a play date with a cancer kid.

by frabrizio February 21, 2017

Chance and kaitlyn

Chance and kaitlyn are the best couple out there! Yeah chance will make some mistakes at first before they date but after he will give 100% love and trust to his sexy girl kaitlyn. Kaitlyn has always loved him and shoes it too him later when they date. She's quiet in public but alone she turns into a freak and loves to be touched.

Hey did you kiss kaitlyn?
Bro I'm not even gonna get started

Chance and kaitlyn are so cute together

by Chance and miriah June 4, 2017

cancer cell

A cancer cell is someone who you don't want to be around no matter what. Most people will go to extremes to avoid this type of people. There called cancer cells because when your around them you feel like your being eaten from the inside out.

that dudes a cancer cell.

by Doredude March 15, 2018

lefticular cancer

Testicular cancer of the lefticle

"Sorry, I can't come out this weekend, I've got a chemo session for my lefticular cancer."

by Fatty_McOink_Gay August 6, 2008