Cheese and Vegemite Sandwich 

The lunch of choice for many Australian children (and adults, for that matter). Often found in school lunchboxes. Cheese used is usually Kraft Cheddar or Coon Tasty.

Referenced in the popular Australian song "Down Under" by Men At Work.

"What have you got for lunch today?"
"Cheese and vegemite sandwich again, mmm"
"Sweet!"

Cheese and Vegemite Sandwich by Jamhos July 25, 2008

cheese in the cactus 

Having unprotected sex with a loose woman.

"Don't go putting cheese in the cactus."
or
"Oh dude, she's a skank ho! You didn't put your cheese in the cactus did you?"

cheese in the cactus by solarno August 6, 2008

cheese queef

Alternative to douchebag. An annoying, stupid person that garners more attention than they are worth.

Also, a queef that results in cheesy discharge.

"Look at that douchebag over there thinking he's so cool on his heelies...He's no douchebag, that's a cheese queef!"

cheese queef by schloops March 10, 2009

Cheese and pickle sandwich 

A British institution. The cheese and pickle sandwich which consists of bread of your choice, cheddar cheese and Branston's pickle. Truly magnificent!

I'll have a cheese and pickle sandwich please.

Cheese and pickle sandwich by Capt Mainwaring May 9, 2011

cheese feet 

a pair of smelly feet owned by a little young girl

get those cheese feet of me

cheese feet by astro donger May 8, 2005

Cheese tits 

1. (n) The condition that arises when sweat is produced between a pair of big tits and a cheesy odor arises. The odor produced has been said to smell like goat or feta cheese. This condition is usally cured by putting deoderant between and under a set of big breats.

After Jane goes for an hour run with those d-cups of hers, she gets a serious case of Cheese tits.

Cheese tits by Nikki4mets August 24, 2006

Cheese Cock 

An uncircumcized penis in which there is a gooey, smelly substance accumulated beneath the foreskin.

Dan has a cheese cock.

Bill is a cheese cock.

Cheese Cock by Andrew M Fitzpatrick August 2, 2007