Brangelina

A baby-adopting, high fashion, chateau-dwelling force of nature that has starred in hundreds of films and dated/been married to approximately half the population of Hollywood.

Formerly, "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie."

Taiwanese village woman (TVW) #1: "I heard that Brangelina might be passing through here in a couple of days..."

TVW #2: "Quick! Somebody hide the orphans!"
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Jennifer Aniston's hit list:

1. Perez Hilton
2. Jessica Simpson
3. BRANGELINA!!!!

by adoptmebrangelina March 5, 2009

jelly bracelets

Jelly Bracelets to me Mean Pretty much nothing i Mean the Game sounds pretty kool and All But.. I wear them because i like them.. As far as this hole thing about. The Media and shit of course it was.. I NEVER Heard of these bracelets untill one day i seen them on Dr. Phil I was flicking threw the channels and seen the same braceletes i had on my wrist I was like WTF!! Personally.. I think its stupid.. The School and Places are baning them.. I honestly.. do!!

Just because I wear Orange,Blue,Black,Purple Doesnt mean Im going to go have sex,kiss,Oral Sex with a total Stranger.. Think about it ppl.. its like me saying.. Ya those Shoes everbody are wearing are a sex Sybmole Because you have Red Laces your gonna have to give sumbody a lap dance... Geez..

by Monica January 9, 2004

brander

a bitch who brands every man she has slept with so she can keep track of her work

that chick is such a brander, look what she did to Matt.

by Anonymous Soviet May 16, 2009

Branching out

The act of shagging outside of your local parish.
Travelling to the next village for shag

I’m branching out lads... I hear there’s a fine filly in the next village

by You’re too young September 7, 2018

Brandeis High School

A place where everyone are fucking coons and no one gets along, has the most stuck up people and O’Connor kids look down on us. Everyone is rich and flexes all the time, no oke has friends.

Damn I got a 30 on a math test, i just pulled a fucking Brandeis on the math test.

Brandeis high school is a school in San antonio, Tx

by Brandeis Student October 27, 2018

Branden

Branden's are large unkept men who like anime a little too much. This breed of male tends to lurk inside of their basement and are well known to generally reject societal norms.

Did you hear about that man who passed away inside of their basement? It took them 3 days to discover he was dead and only because of the fact that he didn't come to the door when his delivery of extra hot Doritos arrived. What a fucking Branden.

by KylefromDeadx November 3, 2020

wine braces

When your teeth and lips are stained from drinking red wine. Upon smiling it appears you are wearing braces made from wine. This happens typically after consuming enough wine to no longer be concerned how the teeth/lips look.

Uh, Erik I see you finished off that bottle of Cabernet, looks like you have have your wine braces on tonight. You might want to find some mouthwash if you don't want to go home alone.

by kbewild71 October 8, 2008